viewsofalex:

oli815:

wasittheboogeyman:

Mortal enemies with Chuck Norris…fuck yes.

Mortal enemies with Cookie Monster…
The bastard keeps stealing my cookies, of course we’re going to be mortal enemies! Never steal my chocolate chip cookies!!

Mortal enemies with Edward Cullen.
I’ll stake him where the sun don’t shine! Or sparkle. 

Replace human population with justin bieber >_< DEAR GOD!! NO

viewsofalex:

oli815:

wasittheboogeyman:

Mortal enemies with Chuck Norris…fuck yes.

Mortal enemies with Cookie Monster…

The bastard keeps stealing my cookies, of course we’re going to be mortal enemies! Never steal my chocolate chip cookies!!

Mortal enemies with Edward Cullen.

I’ll stake him where the sun don’t shine! Or sparkle. 

Replace human population with justin bieber >_< DEAR GOD!! NO